You know, if life is a bitch, school is a friggin hungry pitbull on steroids crossed with a T-Rex.... That's right, you can't and you DON'T mess with it. God... It seems like even when you're out of school this damn establishment finds a way to haunt you. The luxury of each evening you go out to play is overshadowed by the prospect of returning to school the next day. Even Weekends lose their charm because they end so early and it's back to school. And I'm a man who takes his Weekends VERY seriously. You may have noticed by now that I am writing "weekends" as Weekends, with a capital "W". That's coz I don't consider them as regular days. No siree! Weekends are treated with somewhat of a reverence. It's ALL about the rituals. Yes. Rituals. I know it sounds seriously creepy like I'm some kind of weirdo (I'm not!! REALLY!!) but I have a certain set of rules to be followed on my Saturday and Hell will freeze over if I break them. #1. Absolutely NO getting up before 11. Even if I have to crawl under the sheets and drug myself back to sleep if I wake up early, I'm doing it because there is no ways I'm getting out of that bed before 11. Unless Bill Gates shows up and says he's gonna give me his money. That's a different thing. (I'm not fickle-minded for saying that am i? DON'T JUDGE ME!!) #2. No baths before noon. Yes. That is right, call me disgusting, call me gross, call me whatever (wait, on second thoughts, DON'T!) but i DO NOT shower or bathe before noon. Never. Not happening on a Weekend. It just seems so.... WRONG. #3. Breakfast and Lunch are eaten in succession, in front of T.V. Basically, since my sleeping pattern is screwed, Breakfast and Lunch end up being eaten one after another. And yeah, MAJOR senseless TV watching. That is like a must. It's my mantra for a good Weekend.. You know, if school teaches you multi-tasking, i.e. copying answers from a friends notebook while pretending to listen to the teacher, talking to another friend while keeping an eye out for the teacher, Weekends show you a thing or two about Multi- Tasking (or as I like to call it "Multi-Relaxing") too. For example - How to eat you food while sitting on the bed with the laptop in front of you, listening to music and watching TV while browsing Facebook. Yup, Weekends are pretty amazing too! Too bad we can't have like a week of Weekends... I'd love that............ Anyways, sorry for being M.I.A. for so long.... I promise I'll update more frequently.....
Ciao,
Taksh
